Church Bulletin Bloopers!

 The following misprints were actually printed in church bulletins.... Enjoy!

The outreach committee has enlisted 24 visitors to make call on people who are not afflicted with any church.
 
 
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
 
 
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
 
 
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7-8:30 p.m.  Please use the back door.
 
 
Ushers will please eat all latecomers.
 
 
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
 
 
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
 
 
During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
 
 
Stewardship Offertory:  “Jesus Paid it All.”
 
 
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
 
 
Today’s Sermon:  HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?  With hymns from a full choir.
 
 
Pastor is on vacation.  Massages can be given to church secretary.
 
 
Don’t let worry kill you - - Let the church help.
 
 
Thursday night Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.
 
 
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs