Church Bulletin Bloopers!
The following misprints were actually printed in church bulletins.... Enjoy!
The
outreach committee has enlisted 24 visitors to make call on
people who are not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
The
Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast
next Sunday morning.
Low
Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7-8:30 p.m.
Please use the back door.
Ushers will please eat all latecomers.
The
Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
audience.
The
pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir
will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege
of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Stewardship Offertory:
“Jesus Paid it All.”
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
Today’s Sermon: HOW MUCH
CAN A MAN DRINK? With
hymns from a full choir.
Pastor is on vacation.
Massages can be given to church secretary.
Don’t
let worry kill you - - Let the church help.
Thursday night Potluck supper.
Prayer and medication to follow.
For
those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a
nursery downstairs
